My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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