Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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