Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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