Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
do nipples grow back?
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