I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Holy sore nipples Batman
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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