she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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