I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Randomize
