I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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