That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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