You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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