im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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