I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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