i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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