great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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