Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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