wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize
