that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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