Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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