Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you would pick up someone in the library
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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