I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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