dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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