i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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