i just had sex bonerless
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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