but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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