He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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