And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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