I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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