Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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