I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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