so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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