If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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