found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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