omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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