Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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