I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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