doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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