How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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