I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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