When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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