The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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