Do vagina's smell?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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