high people should be assigned attendants
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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