I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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