I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
either way he was missing a nipple.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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