So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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