We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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