It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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