people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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