get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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