I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Randomize
