Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
