Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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